#703 WITH WOUNDS OF THE FLESH AND THE HEART, THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN STOP THE BLEEDING IS YOU.

My name is Moses. I stop the bleeding.

#704 ANY TRAIL OF GENUINE MERIT WILL BE LITTERED WITH HARDSHIP, JUST KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE.

My name is Moses. My eye is on the prize.

#705 DO NOT CONFUSE A SINGLE DEFEAT WITH THE LOSS OF A WAR.

My name is Moses. I am at war.

#706 AMONGST THE MOST GOLDEN OF FRIENDS, THERE IS A SENSE OF PEACE IN THE SILENCE OF THEIR COMPANY.

My name is Moses. Your silence is golden.

#707 IF A BALL LANDS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU, TAKE HEED; SEIZE THE MOMENT. BE NOT SO CAVALIER. PICK IT UP, AND RUN LIKE THE WIND.

My name is Moses. I pick it up.

#708 EVEN IN AN OCEAN OF WHEAT, IF YOU KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN, YOU’LL ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH.

My name is Moses. I am a wheat king.

#709 ‘TIS BETTER TO JUMP OFF AND GET YOUR PAWS DIRTY THAN REMAIN ON THE PRECIPICE AND STAY CLEAN.

My name is Moses. I jump.

#710 BEFORE YOU CAN STAND UP, YOU NEED TO SIT UP. BEFORE YOU CAN SIT UP, YOU NEED TO LIE DOWN.

My name is Moses. I lie down before I sit up.

#711 SOMETIMES, THE BEST PILLOW IN THE WORLD IS SOMEONE ELSE’S HEART.

My name is Moses. I heart pillows.

#712 THE VALUE OF A GOOD PARTNER CAN NEVER BE UNDERESTIMATED IN THE WORKOUT OF YOUR LIFE.

My name is Moses. I work it out.

#713 MOST OF THE STICKS YOU COME ACROSS IN YOUR LIFE AREN’T HALF AS HEAVY AS YOU THINK THEY ARE.

My name is Moses. I conquer big sticks.

#714 IF SOMETHING MEANS THE WORLD TO YOU, THEN DO ALL YOU CAN TO PROTECT IT FROM IT.

My name is Moses. I serve and protect.

#715 SOMETIMES, EVEN THE LOVELIEST OF FOWL NEED TO BE REMINDED THAT THEY TOO CAN FLY.

My name is Moses. You can fly, too.

#716 ALWAYS ATTEMPT TO PLANT YOUR PAWS ON SOLID GROUND, THEN STAND FIRMLY.

My name is Moses. I hold my ground.

#717 WHERE THE OCEAN MEETS THE SHORE, THERE IS A PLACE OF TRANQUILITY AND MAGNANIMOUS STICKS. IT’S THERE YOU WILL FIND SOME PEACE, AND I’LL BE WAITING FOR YOU.

My name is Moses. I am here.

#718 NO MATTER HOW DENSE THE CLOUD OF FOG, A MOUNTAIN WILL ALWAYS RISE THROUGH IT.

My name is Moses. I misty mountain hop.

#719 FOR THE TEAM WITH STRONG HEARTS, LOYALTY IS GREATER THAN VICTORY.

My name is Moses. I am an oil man.

#720 CHERISH THE YOUNG AND THE OLD. ONE HAS A LIFE TO LIVE, THE OTHER, A LIFE TO GIVE. I LOVE THE OLD MAN, AND THE SEA.

My name is Moses. I cherish the old man.

#721 THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN LEARN THE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP, IS TO BECOME A FRIEND. PLEASE DON’T “FRIEND ME”. FRIEND ME.

My name is Moses. I am your friend.

#722 SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO DRESS YOUR OWN WOUNDS BEFORE YOU CAN ATTEND TO THE WOUNDS OF OTHERS.

My name is Moses. I dress up.

#723 SOMETIMES THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU CAN DO IS TAKE A TIME OUT. I LIKE BLANKEYS.

My name is Moses. I take wicked rest.

#724 MAINTAINING GOOD POSTURE, EVEN WHILE SLUMBERING, WILL INSPIRE GRACEFUL AGING.

My name is Moses. I sleep straight.

#725 WHEN SOMEONE ARRIVES AT YOUR DOOR, GREET THEM WITH THE SAME ENTHUSIASM YOU DISPLAY WHEN YOUR LUGGAGE FINALLY ARRIVES ON BAGGAGE CAROUSEL NUMBER TWO.

My name is Moses. I stay forever, like luggage.

#726 IF YOU WAIT INFRONT OF A CLOSED DOOR LONG ENOUGH, SOMEONE IS BOUND TO OPEN IT.

My name is Moses. I wait patiently.

#727 ALL DOGS MAKE MISTAKES. WHEN THE MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE IS AGAINST YOU, MAN UP, EMBRACE YOUR GUILT, AND MOVE ON. TOMS SHOES TASTE LIKE CHICKEN.

My name is Moses. I am guilty.

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